Dances with Tribals
06-23-2007, 05:03 PM
Once there was a little addicted named #3712. He was born and raised in the Toxic Toys factory. He was a happy little addicted. He would play around with all the other tribals..........until the black day came!
Francois Louvett, his owner decided hed be an asshole and ran away with all his money and a bunch of his tribal friends! So little addicted #3712 was shipped off to find a new owner. But #3712 didn't want a new owner! He was happy!! After much searching #3712 was snatched up by a new owner! Yay thought the little addicted! Maybe I can be happy again!
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little addicted #3712 soon found out what an evil mean person his new owner was! He was tortured, never cleaned, grimy, and dirty!! He was a slave to paintball!! Loctite was poured inside him to dry and wreak havoc on his beautiful body. Any paint that that was shot on him was just left to dry and eat away at his beautiful shiny finish. A spare amount of lube was applied to his internals and was never cleaned or replaced, turning his parts as black as his now dull anno job. Yes life for little addicted #3712 sucked indeed!!!!
But then a miracle happened!!! Addicted #3712 refused to let go and end his life!! So, like all evil men, his owner soon got bored of torturing poor #3712 and shipped him off to a new owner. OH NO! thought the little addicted. He was so full of hate and rage he was ready to mow someones face! But when he arrived at his new owners place something was different. Instead of a dark, damp miserable cellar, he was pulled out of his box into a world so bright he had to cringe his eyes almost all the way shut!! Is this heaven he thought? And then he heard a voice!! The clouds parted and angels sang and the voice was the sweetest sound he had ever heard. He'll never forget those words for as long as he lives. "OMFGWTFBBQ HAPPENED TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Said the voice! Addicted #3712 knew right then and there he was in the hands of a paintball god!!!! Barely able to see, gasping for breath, barely hanging on for his life, Addicted #3712 passed out and stopped breathing!!!
The paintball god quickly went to work!! He didnt have much time! It would be a miracle to get the little addicted breathing again. Even if he was successful there would be a good chance he would never play paintball again!
The paintball god quickly got an acetone bath going. He stripped the addicted naked and soaked him in the bath. Stabilized, he went to work on his internals, cleaning and polishing them until they looked new. With some fresh new lube applied, his internals were ready to go. Now came the hard part. He pulled the addicted out of the acetone bath and went to work. He used some butane isopropyle swabs and with surgical precision started the long process of cleaning all the shit out of the little addicted. Time went on...........hour after hour...........the addicted barely hung on, almost giving in twice, but yet he hung in there. The paintball god was on the point of passing out from exhaustion.........but then..........wait......is it.....yes!! The little addicted opened his eyes!! Did I make it? He asked? Little addicted #3712 I think your going to be just fine!! The little addicted cried and cried with joy jumping up and down and manging to spill all the acetone bath all over the paintball gods bead. After 5 hours of intense surgery the little addicted pulled through just fine! He would play paintball yet again!!!! The little addicted is almost like brand new inside with just a few little blemishes to remind him of the horrible days!!!!
Filled with new love the addicted vowed never to forget this night, and has focused all his rage from his old owner and has now used it to turn into a face mowing machine!!!!
FROM THIS............
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/planetaudio/CIMG2156.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/planetaudio/CIMG2157.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/planetaudio/CIMG2158.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/planetaudio/CIMG2161.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/planetaudio/CIMG2163.jpg
TO THIS............
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/planetaudio/CIMG2170.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/planetaudio/CIMG2173.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/planetaudio/CIMG2171.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/planetaudio/CIMG2172.jpg
Francois Louvett, his owner decided hed be an asshole and ran away with all his money and a bunch of his tribal friends! So little addicted #3712 was shipped off to find a new owner. But #3712 didn't want a new owner! He was happy!! After much searching #3712 was snatched up by a new owner! Yay thought the little addicted! Maybe I can be happy again!
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little addicted #3712 soon found out what an evil mean person his new owner was! He was tortured, never cleaned, grimy, and dirty!! He was a slave to paintball!! Loctite was poured inside him to dry and wreak havoc on his beautiful body. Any paint that that was shot on him was just left to dry and eat away at his beautiful shiny finish. A spare amount of lube was applied to his internals and was never cleaned or replaced, turning his parts as black as his now dull anno job. Yes life for little addicted #3712 sucked indeed!!!!
But then a miracle happened!!! Addicted #3712 refused to let go and end his life!! So, like all evil men, his owner soon got bored of torturing poor #3712 and shipped him off to a new owner. OH NO! thought the little addicted. He was so full of hate and rage he was ready to mow someones face! But when he arrived at his new owners place something was different. Instead of a dark, damp miserable cellar, he was pulled out of his box into a world so bright he had to cringe his eyes almost all the way shut!! Is this heaven he thought? And then he heard a voice!! The clouds parted and angels sang and the voice was the sweetest sound he had ever heard. He'll never forget those words for as long as he lives. "OMFGWTFBBQ HAPPENED TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Said the voice! Addicted #3712 knew right then and there he was in the hands of a paintball god!!!! Barely able to see, gasping for breath, barely hanging on for his life, Addicted #3712 passed out and stopped breathing!!!
The paintball god quickly went to work!! He didnt have much time! It would be a miracle to get the little addicted breathing again. Even if he was successful there would be a good chance he would never play paintball again!
The paintball god quickly got an acetone bath going. He stripped the addicted naked and soaked him in the bath. Stabilized, he went to work on his internals, cleaning and polishing them until they looked new. With some fresh new lube applied, his internals were ready to go. Now came the hard part. He pulled the addicted out of the acetone bath and went to work. He used some butane isopropyle swabs and with surgical precision started the long process of cleaning all the shit out of the little addicted. Time went on...........hour after hour...........the addicted barely hung on, almost giving in twice, but yet he hung in there. The paintball god was on the point of passing out from exhaustion.........but then..........wait......is it.....yes!! The little addicted opened his eyes!! Did I make it? He asked? Little addicted #3712 I think your going to be just fine!! The little addicted cried and cried with joy jumping up and down and manging to spill all the acetone bath all over the paintball gods bead. After 5 hours of intense surgery the little addicted pulled through just fine! He would play paintball yet again!!!! The little addicted is almost like brand new inside with just a few little blemishes to remind him of the horrible days!!!!
Filled with new love the addicted vowed never to forget this night, and has focused all his rage from his old owner and has now used it to turn into a face mowing machine!!!!
FROM THIS............
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/planetaudio/CIMG2156.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/planetaudio/CIMG2157.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/planetaudio/CIMG2158.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/planetaudio/CIMG2161.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/planetaudio/CIMG2163.jpg
TO THIS............
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/planetaudio/CIMG2170.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/planetaudio/CIMG2173.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/planetaudio/CIMG2171.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/planetaudio/CIMG2172.jpg