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~kaos~
08-26-2008, 05:27 PM
I'm a life long golfer and up till now not much a fan of the LPGA (Ladies Professional Golf Association).... I could go into some reasons later for amusement but on to the main reason of the post. It seems that the LPGA will require ALL those wanting to participate in the American Tour to speak and understand English. So if you come to the U.S. and win an LPGA tourny you better be able to say "I'm going to Disneyland"... or some other snappy catch phrase the American viewer can understand. No more translators or smiling and nodding, you better be able to sell yourself as one big American loving English speaking sports whore....
Way to go LPGA, you got balls!!!

Spitlebug
08-29-2008, 03:17 AM
Way to go LPGA, you got balls!!!

Actually they have tits (or the lack thereof in some cases). :goofball:

usagi_tetsu
08-29-2008, 09:28 AM
Have you watched the LPGA? You'd have to go to a Veruca Salt concert to find a bigger bunch of lesbians, so Kaos was right - they got balls.

Spitlebug
08-29-2008, 03:00 PM
Have you watched the LPGA? You'd have to go to a Veruca Salt concert to find a bigger bunch of lesbians, so Kaos was right - they got balls.

You have no idea how much I laughed when I read that...

Too bad emotions aren't conveyed by :Typer: .

~kaos~
08-29-2008, 05:43 PM
Have you watched the LPGA? You'd have to go to a Veruca Salt concert to find a bigger bunch of lesbians, so Kaos was right - they got balls.

Well that might have been the case before the new crop of players hit the scene.... have you seen some of them lately?? Here's Natalie Gulbis.... She can grip my putter any time!!!:naughtys:
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/mrfngolf/Natalie-Gulbis-LPGA.jpg

Spitlebug
08-30-2008, 04:38 AM
*Barf* :barf1:

Give me a break. Skinny chicks don't interest me in the slightest. Gotta have something to warm yourself up to in these cold climates... :ChatingD:

~kaos~
08-30-2008, 11:44 AM
*Barf* :barf1:

Give me a break. Skinny chicks don't interest me in the slightest. Gotta have something to warm yourself up to in these cold climates... :ChatingD:

Well there are a few.... Morgan Pressel comes to mind.

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/mrfngolf/mp4.jpg
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/mrfngolf/mp1.jpg
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/mrfngolf/mp2.jpg

Spitlebug
08-31-2008, 01:40 AM
Bigger....

15 words blah blah blah.